When I [F] woke up in the morning
And I [Bb] found no bread to toast.
No [F] eggs that I can scramble,
Nor [C] ham that I can roast.
So, I [F] went to Faellon’s cellar,
And I [Bb] drank all of his wine.
I [F] drank on through [C] lunch,
Then I [F] slept through Dinner time.

(Chorus:
Cause I drank all his wine
I finished off the mead.
I commandeered all his beer
to Temperance I won't heed.)

Well, I’ll sleep all day
And I’ll drink all night.
Then I’ll tackle the stairs,
But I’ll make just half a flight.
Then I’ll spin around, on the tip of my heel,
And go back into the cellar,
For my favorite meal.

(Chorus)

Now I’m resolved,
To never leave this cellar.
To Faellon I’d say
“Thank you kindly feller”
They’ll find me in the basement, if they even look.
Cause my favorite breakfast
Is the one you never cook.

(Chorus)
Well, the cellar was black
There was nothing left in sight.
Ya gotta pop a lot of bottles
When you’re looking for the light.